Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

This is Mone' Jones just writing you a friendly letter and thanking you for spreading the holiday spirit and the spirit of giving every year. I live on the North side of Chicago, Illinois. I am 53 years old. Christmas is around the corner and I just want to as for a little favor. Now I know you don't get a lot of senior letters for Christmas but I just have a little list of things that want.

1. Botox. BADLY!!! I have wrinkles all over my skin. I want botox but it is very expensive so if you can just slip a gift card or some money for it underneath the tree, I will love you forever.

2. A husband- Yes, I know I have a husband but he does not do a thing. So I am asking you to revamp my husband that I have now, or just send me a brand new one. Santa, please put a renewed husband under my Christmas tree!

3. Hair- My hair has been breaking off lately and now i have bald spots. Now, I know I am old but bald spots aren't attractive. So Santa can you do me a favor and get me some hair please.

4. A pimped out ride- I want a ride like the young kids so I can look cool and my grand kids won't look at me weird

This is all I want for Christmas. Not to much to ask from you. Please answer all my wishes Santa. Thank you for all you do.


Love Always,
Mone' Jones